Hi Julien
22 years ago I went into Leigh Hospital like Adelle it was for cancer. I came round put my hand between my legs and said, the swines, they have taken it away.
I lost a stone in an hour, that's some slimming. Anyway the joke we cracked in Christie's, a man walks into a bar and says to another man, here is a way to get some money, bet everyone a pound that between us we have five balls. The second man replies, why have you FOUR.
Black humour Julien is sometimes the best.
Keep laughing pal
Alan

Town: Ashton