Dave. The trouble is ,your not important enoughto warrant a quick response.
You need to be arrogant,ignorant and be a magistrate and maybe a church warden.
I sent a very nice letter to such a guy last week in which I threatened to stand outside his house with a placard.I promised I would be alone and would not in any way break the law.
He took that letter to the police station and ordered them to arrest me and two hours later I had the nice friendly local police sargeant knocking on my door,, and he was here an hour no less....I wasn,t arrested of course but its on the cards(placards?) for a later date...

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Oops it's DM not Ray Sorry!!

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