My next door friends son was in charge of restoring power so she rang him up on his mobile and asked what had happened and he told that this irishmanwas digging a hole and came across this cable and he said to paddy his mate. `is this alive? and paddy said yes..... so he killed it with his spade.......

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Hi Ray
Now I see why your wife kills your jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alan
PS It was a joke wasn't it?

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