"Why am I always in charge of knowing where we are in this nondescript terrain? Look there, let's follow that challenger, surely he knows where he's going!"

"That new Challenger over there is ultra-lightweight. Says he has a special pocket for his map and compass, that's all he needs."

Challenge team spots abominably slow man ...

Once again, the abominable snowman has been sighted in the Scottish Highlands in May. Large, hairy and ape-like, Challengers are also often seen in the hills at that time of year.

There was no time for the trowel. It may have been the curry, or it may have been that last pint, but all he knew was, he had to get down wind of camp fast before it happened.

Having crossed Scotland in a kilt, john jocys next tries the emperor’s new clothes ....

Oh. My. Little. Ears. And Whiskers!

Wonderful captions so far. You growl, we howl. Remember that you have until midnight Friday November 30 to enter. And yes, you can enter many many times! My sister, Swarfega, has picked out this years's prize already. If yr not in, you can't win!

Eimar Woolf
Clan Chieftainess, Werewolves of The Upper Dulnain :wolf:

Ok!!! Ok!!! So I don't know were callater lodge is,,,

With hindsight, bringing a litre of Absinthe to the Cheese and Wine Party may not have been such a good idea? 🤔

And then it suddenly dawned on him, that the £200 he forked out on the special pair of Pieman's virtual trousers may have been a con. 😱

The Pie man realises , to late, that he shouldn't have worn the Kilt like a true Scot when climbing over an electric fence.

"The REAL reason first timers are advised to plan a low route..."

New challenger humor, by a new challenger. Big debt of gratitude to this message board and all its wonderfully generous (and humorous) contributors!

Who's going to tell him he's lost his hang glider again.

It was a Futile chase, and a lesson as well. He knew he'd never catch up with the bloody tent, and cursed the day he'd assumed those stupid little terra nova carbon pegs would work on a windy night in Scotland.

It was a hard call, but we have a winner! Congratulations to Peter Goddard - I'll be in touch to arrange your prize. And a special mention to Canadian entrant Martha Wheaton - a runner-up's token is on its way to you.

All the captions are wonderful - fun fun fun!

Eimar Woolf
Clan Chieftainess, Werewolves of The Upper Dulnain