Hi Val,

Last sighted Tulloch, Monday night. Due at Laggan Bridge tonight we believe.

Apparently they've all gone TT and sworn off the booze so don't be tempting them. Not a drop, oh no.

Have fun!

Val,
I'm sure they would appreciate some alcohol-free beer. It's very tasty, so I'm told. Must get some for Tarfside.

Elderflower cordial? Lashings of ginger beer?Lucozade? I know all about such things as I'm a finely- honed athlete ...my body's my temple.

Val,

If I was you I wouldn't even mention the elderflower cordial. You can drink it but tell them it is gin. They'd probaby believe that :-)

Met the terrible trio in Laggan last night, they were shocked to hear the claim they had gone TT. Believe they have already consulted legal opinion regarding defamation of character, understand letters seeking damages, possibly as high as £2 , have already been sent!
If meeting them at the next C&W don't mention Kiwi Fruit !!!!!

if that lot go tt then i,ll become a christian