I do like this shackling idea. Hobbling can be good too. A set of stocks would provide hours of harmless enjoyment. I would, however, draw the line at carrying an effigy across country, if only to comfort the Ultra-Lights amongst us.
But . . . why not rename this the ROOT of the year?
A recognition of outrageous snorting, wallowing, snouting and general gonzo behaviour. The award to be decided by general acclamation at the Challenge Dinner. Winner buys a round for all and sundry.