Sounds like you were part of the gang DanH and are trying to keep it quiet :-)

But on a more serious note I didn't know they had got away with anything and it does seem like this kind of thing is on the increase.

Thought that the wild west was well behind us.

Town: Stubshaw Cross

Message Board contributions demonstrate parlous state of local literacy standards. Discuss.

I would imagine it was more of an attempt at Guy Ritchie-style Mockney gangster spiel.

Thanks for clarifying that Dan. You're obviously more "street" than I am :)

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Myrtle Creamcake is clearly more illiterate than the lot of us.

Town: Bryn, Ashton in Makerfield.

Tonker, U leave Creamcakes aloan.

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