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Re: good news

Put some vinegar on it. Vinegar cures all ailments.

Re: good news

Hi Julien
Hello pal, of course you have a say in it. Do you want a malt or blended anesthaetic? Malt will of course incur extra cost!!
Alan

Town: Ashton

Re: good news

Ok dokey all seems in order. Lets do it.

Adele can knock him out.

I will install the straight pieces of scalextric track and half a tennis-ball for the knee cap.

Section 8 applies the vinegar.

My Auntie Bodkinsock will stitch up.

Alan can use the left-over meat.

WE CANT GO WRONG!

Andrede

Re: good news

Whoa hold on a minute,
Are we taking this seriously enough.There are important matters to think about.
Has anyone thought how much we charge for tickets. Then again, there are TV and film rights.
Don't think I am backing out,we owe it to Julien after all he has done for us all.
Don't worry pal we won't let you down, and when you come round there will be two meat pies waiting for you.
Alan
PS All the best tomorrow with those amateurs.

Town: Ashton