OI!
I resent that.
By the time you return I will have set up the A.B.D.C.
Ashton and Bryn District Council.
With Leigh Walk-in Centre as an enclave. Just in case.

Andrede

Come on Guys and Gals,
We are all concerned about our mate Julien's trip to hospital.
I was watching a carry on film where some patients decided to do an operation that was cancelled. I am not suggesting we become patients, that's carrying friendship too far.
No, what I am suggesting is we are all on stand by.
A bit of butchery and DIY experience and we will have the job done in no time.
Now I know Julien you will be thinking we are going to too much trouble and he is going to say, “don’t bother”.
But what are friends for?
I am sure there will be loads of posting offering to help, none of that NHS cost cutting, we will do the best job possible.
Alan

Town: Ashton

We could get some cheap anaesthetic from Bartons. My Uncle Balderhoot has a fine tooth saw and I still have my O'level Biology book. So what are we waiting for?
Maybe a few volunteer nurses would come in handy.

Andrede

i'll be the anaesthetist nurse - i've had plenty of them and know the routine by now. ;O)

Town: Bryn

forgive me on this only a little matter but

DO I NOT HAVE A SAY IN THIS ????????

Town: Ashton/Stubshaw Cross

Put some vinegar on it. Vinegar cures all ailments.

Hi Julien
Hello pal, of course you have a say in it. Do you want a malt or blended anesthaetic? Malt will of course incur extra cost!!
Alan

Town: Ashton

Ok dokey all seems in order. Lets do it.

Adele can knock him out.

I will install the straight pieces of scalextric track and half a tennis-ball for the knee cap.

Section 8 applies the vinegar.

My Auntie Bodkinsock will stitch up.

Alan can use the left-over meat.

WE CANT GO WRONG!

Andrede

Whoa hold on a minute,
Are we taking this seriously enough.There are important matters to think about.
Has anyone thought how much we charge for tickets. Then again, there are TV and film rights.
Don't think I am backing out,we owe it to Julien after all he has done for us all.
Don't worry pal we won't let you down, and when you come round there will be two meat pies waiting for you.
Alan
PS All the best tomorrow with those amateurs.

Town: Ashton