Well 6 weeks since my motorbike accident, 4 weeks in hospital 3 days after i was released my son broke his wrist, so thats 2 of us in the wars, every1 said oh it usually comes in 3s, we scoffed, yesterday my wife dropped my wheel chair on her foot and broke it. so scoff no more.

So its me wth 2 plates and 14 screws in my right arm my left leg broken awaiting an operation. My son with his arm in a nice blue plaster cast, now my wife has a nice purple cast on her foot.

Any1 wishing to visit us DONT we are cursed

Town: Ashton/Stubshaw Cross

Blooming heck Julian it looks like you need a visit from the Health & Safety Executive.

Town: Bryn

I am forwarding 4 large bags of cotton wool. Wrap yourselves up in it and the surround with bubble wrap.

Town: Stubshaw Cross

Hi Julien
Now I know why they moved the speed camera to your side of the road, people were in such a hurry to get past, in case they caught some of your bad luck.
Alan

Town: Ashton