wow, the Captain let the monkey off his back to chat a bit.
Yes, I agree totally with his advice.
But, I think you should hit the many bars they have very early. They don't give DUI's for driving drunken on those golf carts.
I suggest you get loaded first.
Then weave and bob at the tourists, with the golf cart.
Yell, "Tally Hooo" just before you smack them, and weave them out of danger.
Then go to Moma Cheeseburge, Ma Ruby. She brags she has made cheese burgers for Jimmy Buffet, but I don't know. All I know it the beer is cold.
Then hit the beach. Toss your shorts, and tell the many onlookers you thought it was a nude beach.
It is not, but what the hell, you are on a roll.
Then put you shorts back on, and take a nap.
Then drink about 12 Kaliks, and browse the town in your golf cart. Keep trying to hit the tourist, and remember, "Tally Hooo". You won't get arrested if you have a good story.
Head to seagrapes, and drunken dance before the crowds hits the place. Propositon a few black babes.
Then hit the sack.
Repeat the next day.
When choosing a day to go, keep in mind that many of the retail shops close on Wednesday afternoons.
if you've noticed, there's one thing in common: rent a golf cart. You can reserve one in advance. I've had problems getting one in the past, but then the only time I go to Briland is for their jankanoo.