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Re: my predictions for 2001


Every1 is gonna die,


Except me, Ill live forever.


It wont be boring cos im gonna keep sean nyhan alive and bate him forever.


If any1 knows where I live write to me and ill have a fight with u over the Internet (by E-mail)


Manchester UTD all die in a plane crash


And Liverpool rule forever,......Until they die aswell.


Everybody from freak fm lives,because of Sikobitch as she is so holy and prays for ye.


John Dunlea (junior) dies of a terrible disease unknown to man.


It's called Gayness,Ever heard of it?


Please write to me or ring me on:




0868938323


Or


02243025



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ok the following are my predictions for next year:


1. the stone roses reform and embark on a money spinning world tour


2. britney spears has a sex change


3. so does h from steps


4. westlife write a song(!). kian and the big gay one die in the process due to the strain. it enters the british charts at 23 and peaks at 13.


5. billy corgan's cover of the pixies song "velouria" stays at #1 in ireland for 11 weeks.


freak fm wins the second local radio licence in cork and is accused of selling out.


6. dj smiley leaves and goes to today fm, replacing eamonn dunphy on the last word.


7. samantha mumba is hospitalised after an onstage drinking game goes tragically wrong.


8. kylie minogue flashes her shapely arse in the video for her new single, "for gods sake would u look at my ass". it knocks billy corgan off the top spot.


9. britney spears gets another sex change, saying in the press denying she got one in the first place. no-one believes her.


10. tom jones dies in a plane crash.


11. so does puff daddy.


12. eminem decides to become an actor, and lands a part in "men in black 3", opposite will smith. they release a song together which reaches no 2 in the charts.


13. ronan keating dies in a plane crash over the andes, while on his way to save a mountain village from an evil robber baron.the world breathes a sigh of relief. the only known copy of his solo album "god bless ronan" is also lost to humanity for ever.


14. mel c produces and stars in a high budget lesbian porn flick, "shaving ryan's privates", sparking rumours that she is in fact, a lesbian. she vigourously denies the rumours and gets fat.


15. robbie williams dies in a plane crash in the antarctic. what the fuck was he doing there in the first place?


16. michael jackson makes a successful comeback.


17. britney spears gets pregnant by garth brooks. dont ask...


18. the spice girls officially break up, only to re-unite 10 days later to launch a money spinning reunion tour.


19. kurt cobain is posthumously charged with killin rock music. his family deny the charge.


20. finally, i am found working as a holiday rep in majorca, under the name geoff walters. i agree to rejoin the manic street preachers and our new album "alive 'n' loving it" is due out in spring 2002.